Score: 0

"Mmkk..."

submission: When Words Attack

date: August 28, 2009

Well I'm giving you a 0 simply because you're using words, that arn't words, and try different combinations, such as "File" instead of "Life". And since your "words" are so damn hard to guess, try giving us at least 30 seconds to a minute to figure some of them out, such as "Oove". Otherwise the gameplay and layout is alright, just need to completely re-do the game part of this.

Score: 2

"Um... Eh..."

submission: VG Cats - Rare Candy

date: August 8, 2009

First review in a while, and this was very, very poor, lacked any humor what-so-ever and is just, like many before me said, a poor rip-off of the VG Cats Comics, please try harder next time you try making something like this, it wasn't very good and needs quite a bit of improvement, keep trying though, you'll get it sometime.

Score: 7

"Kind of bland..."

submission: Be careful what you click

date: July 23, 2009

Yeah friends send stupid links, but it's easy to tell if they're garbage or not, and I doubt your friends would show interest in something nasty right in front of you, but it was alright.

Score: 3

"Boring."

submission: iSuicide

date: July 23, 2009

Boring, needs a background to why the sad bastard wants to jump, it also should show him jump too, and then at the end put a warning to not try it at home, and that there's no reason you should kill yourself, needs lots of improvement.

Score: 5

"Well..."

submission: Madness damnation

date: July 15, 2009

That made no sense what-so-ever, it needs a background story to begin with, the beginning of the animation started out slow and a bunch of random crap just happened without any explanation, there's no date or place or time, and it was much too short, lots of room for improvement, keep trying.

Score: 10

"Well."

submission: Happy B-Day Jamie!

date: July 15, 2009

That was pretty good, the song was good, but the animation needs quite a bit of improvement and some color to make it look more attractive, otherwise I'd say that you did quite a good job on this, just needs some more improvement and it'll be better, good job otherwise.

Score: 9

"That was very cool!"

submission: Flash particle test III

date: July 15, 2009

Maybe make a few of these a bit more animated, and you could use this for a mouse cursor, that would be really neat, or like JebusAndTheHolyYoses said below me, make a game using this engine, this is really cool! :D Excellent job on this, keep up the good work.

Score: 8

"Well."

submission: Flamenco pa conchita

date: July 15, 2009

I'm rating this on your skill, and you're very good at guitar, the only problem is, it's a video, Newgrounds is for animation only, not for video, I'd suggest that you make a animation and use your music in it, not just a video because all the haters will probably use the nasty B word on this, otherwise this is quite good, just needs to be animated.

Score: 7

"Well."

submission: Epic War 3

date: July 11, 2009

You only need a few improvements, make the cave trials possible, #3 I counted 500 enemies on screen, I nuked them with the massive comet and electrical stun strike, and I ost in 3 seconds flat when they all attacked at once, and I had 40 tanks on screen and the fire titan. Needs a fuck load less enemies, or you need a fuck load more mana and units for the trials so they're at the VERY LEAST possible, otherwise I barely made it past the first 2. And you need to be able to reduce the graphic quality further so it doesn't lag as bad on my crappy internet connection :P. Other than that, the rest was alright, good job on the rest.

Score: 3

"I'm being generous."

submission: Lastman

date: July 4, 2009

First of all, making the running instant and the jumping farther if this game is going to be as retardedly hard as it is, second, how the fuck can touching a snail kill you? Jeeze give this guy a tip and tell him to put on some fucking boots so he doesn't get some kind of infection from getting pinched by a crab. Plus make it easier, I played for half a hour and I couldn't pass the first damn level, very difficult and needs LOTS of improvements.